The Only Routine With Me

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

The Children Have Been A Wonderful Gift To Me, And I'm Thankful To Have Once Again Seen Our World Through Their Eyes. They Restore My Faith In The Family's Future.

I Think The Best Thing I Can Do Is To Be A Distraction. A Husband Lives And Breathes His Work All Day Long. If He Comes Home To More Table Thumping, How Can The Poor Man Ever Relax?

History -- Its What Those Bitter Old Men Write.

The First Time You Marry For Love, The Second For Money, And The Third For Companionship.