The Only Reason I Did

My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

The Competitions Are As Much A Part Of The Tradition As The Actual Dances.

I Spent My 30s Fixing Everything I Broke In My 20s.

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!