The Only Real Stumbling Block

I Always Give My Bird A Generous Butter Massage Before I Put It In The Oven. Why? Because I Think The Chicken Likes It -- And, More Important, I Like To Give It.

I'm Not Wild About Those Twenty-four Hour Marinades

We Had A Happy Marriage Because We Were Together All The Time. We Were Friends As Well As Husband And Wife. We Just Had A Good Time.

You Must Have Discipline To Have Fun.

When The War Broke Out I Decided I Would Be Very Patriotic. Standing My Full Height. I Presented Myself To The Wacs And The To The Waves. And I Was Rejected - I Was An Inch Too Tall.