The Only Real Person You

It Doesn't Matter How Many Drugs I Take, I'm Not Fulfilled. This Isn't Satisfying. There's A Spiritual Hunger Going On. Everybody Feels It. If You Don't Feel It Now, You Will. Trust Me. You Will... Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's The Real Rebellion.

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

I Ain't No Veggie, Like My Flesh To The Bone, Alive And Licking On Your Ice Cream Cone.

Besides, When I Read The List Of People Who Are Supporting Kerry, If I Wasn't Already A Bush Supporter, I Would Have Immediately Switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, That's A Good Reason Right There To Vote For Bush.

My Ultimate Goal Will Be My Being Told In A Penthouse Letter That I Can Frame.