The Only Real Game, I

Don't Ever Forget Two Things I'm Going To Tell You. One, Don't Believe Everything That's Written About You. Two, Don't Pick Up Too Many Checks.

To My Sick Little Pal. I Will Try To Knock You Another Homer, Maybe Two Today.

What The Hell Has Hoover Got To Do With It? Besides, I Had A Better Year Than He Did.

I'd Play For Half My Salary If I Could Hit In This Dump (wrigley Field) All The Time.

If It Wasn't For Baseball, I'd Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery.