The Only Immorality Is Not

One Can Be A Patriot, You Know, Without Making One's Wife Join The Breadline.

A Good Actor Must Never Be In Love With Anyone But Himself.

Have You Noticed That Life, With Murders And Catastrophes And Fabulous Inheritances, Happens Almost Exclusively In Newspapers?

We Poison Our Lives With Fear Of Burglary And Shipwreck, And, Ask Anyone, The House Is Never Burgled, And The Ship Never Goes Down.

When You Are Forty, Half Of You Belongs To The Past... And When You Are Seventy, Nearly All Of You.