The Only Discipline That Lasts

The Harder We Played, The Behinder We Got.

That Boy Could Throw A Ball Through A Car Wash And Not Get It Wet. (on Warren Moon)

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

Mama Always Said That If It Can't Rain On You, You're Indoors.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.