The Ones That Hurt The

It’s Funny, Most People Can Be Around Someone And Then Gradually Begin To Love Them And Never Know Exactly When It Happened

I Brought A Picture With Me That I Had At Home, Of A Girl In A Swing With A Castle And Pretty Blue Bubbles In The Background, To Hang In My Room, But That Nurse Here Said The Girl Was Naked From The Waist Up And Not Appropriate. You Know, I've Had That Picture For Fifty Years And I Never Knew She Was Naked. If You Ask Me, I Don't Think The Old Men They've Got Here Can See Well Enough To Notice That She's Bare-breasted. But, This Is A Methodist Home, So She's In The Closet With My Gallstones.

I Believe In God, But I Don't Think You Have To Go Crazy To Prove It.

Yes, I Suffer Terribly From Depression. I Have To Work At Being Happy, It's Not My Natural Instinct. My Natural Instinct Is, If Something Wonderful Happens, To Throw Water In My Own Face.

He Had Mourned Each Of Those Great Trains As, One By One, They Were Pulled Off The Lines And Left To Rust In Some Yard, Like Old Aristocrats, Fading Away; Antique Relics Of Times Gone By.