The One Thing You Shouldn't

I Just Feel Like People Like A Little Break. Especially At 12:37 At Night, You Go, Like, 'i'm Just Tired Of The Snarky Right Now. I Just Want To Lie Down And Have Somebody Make Me Laugh For An Hour. Entertain Me, And Then I'm Going To Sleep With A Smile On My Face.' That's My Job; That's What I Do.

Rand Paul Is Officially Running For President. He Even Revealed His Campaign Slogan, Which Is 'defeat The Washington Machine. Unleash The American Dream.' It's Hard To Tell If He's Running For President Or Doing An Infomercial For Bowflex.

Most Kids Come Home From School. They Don't Go To Their Tvs First. They Go To The Internet. They Check Their Emails, Or Some Blogs, Or Some Sites. Then They Go Watch Tv. Other People Are At Work All Day 9-5 In Front Of A Computer. They See Certain Clips. We're Not Going To Hide The Fact That People Use The Internet. We're Going To Try To Be As Interactive As Possible With Our Fans. I'm Currently On Twitter And Facebook And Flicker And Dig. I'm On All That Stuff.

Despite Russia's Move To Raise Interest Rates This Week, The Value Of The Ruble Has Continued To Crash. Russia's Economy Is So Bad, Edward Snowden Had To Put Government Secrets On Craigslist.

Today Is 11/11/11, A Date So Simple Even Rick Perry Can Remember It.