The Older I Get And

The Places Where Trails Do Not Exist Are Not Well Marked.

Unless You Live In Indonesia, There Should Be Several Malls Within Five Miles Of Your Home. It Makes No Difference Whatsoever Which One You Go To: Under Federal Law, All Malls In The United States Must Have The Same 42 Chain Stores.

I'm Happy To Start On One Topic And End On Another One Entirely, As Long As It's Funny.

Skiers View Snowboarders As A Menace; Snowboarders View Skiers As Elmer Fudd.

The Problem With Winter Sports Is That - Follow Me Closely Here - They Generally Take Place In Winter.