The Older A Fool Is,

In The Presence Of Some People We Inevitably Depart From Ourselves: We Are Inaccurate, We Say Things We Do Not Feel, And Talk Nonsense. When We Get Home We Are Conscious That We Have Made Fools Of Ourselves. Never Go Near These People.

Those Who Are Incapable Of Committing Great Crimes Do Not Readily Suspect Them In Others.

Moderation Resembles Temperance. We Are Not So Unwilling To Eat More, As Afraid Of Doing Ourselves Harm By It.

Some People Resemble Ballads Which Are Only Sung For A Certain Time.

The Common Foible Of Women Who Have Been Handsome Is To Forget That They Are No Longer So.