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That’s The Other Thing I Learned That Day, That The Truth, However Shocking Or Uncomfortable, In The End Leads To Liberation And Dignity.

I Fought A Bear Once. But It Started Crying, So I Let It Off.

For Every Wacky Postcard, There's A Million People Waiting To Buy It, And For Every $10 Million Of Those Things, There's One Rembrandt. Purposely, I Think I Want To Aim At Doing Something That A Lot Of People Won't Like. I'm Just Worried That It Looks Like I've Compared My Work With Rembrandt. "gervais Says He's Better Than Rembrandt!".

I'm A Militant Fundamentalist Atheist. I'm Going To Get On A Crowded Train, Unbutton My Coat And Say Rational Things. People Will Be Hurt.

Of All The Disciplines Involved In Making Anything - Tv, Film Or Anything I Do - The Writing Is The Most Valuable Commodity.