The News Anchor Is Exactly

News Events Are Like Texas Weather. If You Don't Like It, Wait A Minute.

Shootouts Are Not Gunfights Of Honor, They're Gang Wars And Racial Riots.

No Matter How Many Goals You Have Achieved, You Must Set Your Sights On A Higher One.

The Single Life Is Not One I Willingly Chose For Myself.

In Real Life, Events Seem Much Less Dramatic.