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The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.