The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

It's All About Finding Your Voice In Whatever Your Profession... It Helps Your Confidence.

There's Nothing You Can Really Do To Prepare To Rock. Do You Prepare To Eat A Delicious Meal? Are You Hungry? Then You're Gonna Eat It.

I'm Always Looking For Talented People That I Want To Collaborate With.

When I Was In High School I Fell For Pretty Much Any Girl I Ever Met. But I Was So Desperate That I Couldn't Get Any Of Them Because They Sensed My Desperation! After Many, Many Years, I Learned To Relax And Just Be Myself.