The Most Vulgar Slang Is

"keep Your Hands To Yourself!" Might Almost Be Put At The Head Of The First Chapter Of Every Book On Etiquette.

Manners Are Made Up Of Trivialities Of Deportment Which Can Be Easily Learned If One Does Not Happen To Know Them.

Golf Is A Particularly Severe Strain Upon The Amiability Of The Average Person's Temper, And In No Other Game, Except Bridge, Is Serenity Of Disposition So Essential.

Never Take More Than Your Share - Whether Of The Road In Driving Your Car, Of Chairs On A Boat Or Seats On A Train, Or Food At The Table.

Ideal Conversation Must Be An Exchange Of Thought, And Not, As Many Of Those Who Worry Most About Their Shortcomings Believe, An Eloquent Exhibition Of Wit Or Oratory.