The Most Realistic Blood I've

For A Catholic Kid In Parochial School, The Only Way To Survive The Beatings - By Classmates, Not The Nuns - Was To Be The Funny Guy.

My Opinion Of A Good Zombie Walk Is To Loll Your Head As If It's A Little Too Heavy And The Muscles Have Begun To Atrophy.

I Can't Really Make Fun Of Zombies. They're Not Liars. They're Not Cheats.

My Stuff Is My Stuff. I Do It For My Own Reasons, Using My Own Peculiar Set Of Guidelines. I'm Not A Student Of The Genre. I Don't Care What Anybody Else Does.

Zombies Are The Real Lower-class Citizens Of The Monster World And That's Why L Like Them.