The Most Ignorant Are The

Inferiority Is What You Enjoy In Your Best Friends.

Sincerity Is The Most Compendious Wisdom.

Women Who Are Either Indisputably Beautiful, Or Indisputably Ugly, Are Best Flattered Upon The Score Of Their Understandings; But Those Who Are In A State Of Mediocrity Are Best Flattered Upon Their Beauty, Or At Least Their Graces; For Every Woman Who Is Not Absolutely Ugly Thinks Herself Handsome.

I Have, By Long Experience, Found Women To Be Like Telephus's Spear: If One End Kills, The Other Cures.

Wear Your Knowledge Like Your Watch - In You Pocket - And Don't Pull It Out Just For Show.