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In The South They Don't Mind How Close I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Big. In The North They Don't Mind How Big I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Close.

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

I Am Really Enjoying The New Martin Luther King Jr Stamp - Just Think About All Those White Bigots, Licking The Backside Of A Black Man.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.