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Luck Is Opportunity Meeting Up With Preparation. So You Must Prepare Yourself To Be Lucky.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

Audiences Feel No Hatred From Me. Because I'm Not Bitter.