The More You Socialize The

Tom Friedman Says China Is So Awesome They Make Kosher Pigs.

Yes, I Know Liberals Are More Empirical Because Jonathan Chait Says They Are, But My Empirical Studies Of Liberal Empiricism Keep Spitting Out Contradictory Findings.

Of Course, It's A Mystery To Me Why Any American Who Can't Be Bothered To Pay Attention To Politics Unless Pamela Anderson Is Discussing It Should Be Welcome In That Conversation.

Progressivism Was A Sister Movement Of Fascism, And Today's Liberalism Is The Daughter Of Progressivism.

[progressives] Think The Constitution Is Like Felix The Cat's Magic Bag: Look In There Long Enough And Hard Enough, And You Can Find Anything.