The Moral Of Filmmaking In

The Reason I Turn Down 99% Of A Hundred, I Mean A Thousand, Scripts Is Because Romantic Comedies Are Often Very Romantic But Seldom Very Funny.

I Could Do With More Mobbing. Particularly From Women. I'd Like To Be Treated Like Ricky Martin.

I Cling To The Fantasy That I Could Have Done Something More Creative. Like Actually Writing A Script, Or Writing A Book. But The Awful Truth Is That I... Probably Can't!

When I Think About Actors I Know, I'd Much Rather Hear About Who They're Shagging Than What Film They're Doing Next.

Most Actors Really Love It, That's What They Want To Do. They Burn To Do It. And So They'll Read A Script And Think, That's An Interesting Part. And Because They Love Acting, That Blinds Them To The Fact That The Rest Of It Is Pretentious Nonsense, Which It Very Often Is.