The Moment You're Born You're

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

The Most Important Preliminary To The Task Of Arranging One's Life So That One May Live Fully And Comfortably Within One's Daily Budget Of 24 Hours Is The Calm Realization Of The Extreme Difficulty Of The Task, Of The Sacrifices And The Endless Effort Which It Demands.

You Are Not In Charge Of The Universe; You Are In Charge Of Yourself.

A Man Of Sixty Has Spent Twenty Years In Bed And Over Three Years In Eating.

We Shall Never Have More Time. We Have, And Always Had, All The Time There Is. No Object Is Served In Waiting Until Next Week Or Even Until Tomorrow. Keep Going... Concentrate On Something Useful.