The Meaning Of Life Is

I Like Broad Comedy. If I Had An Idea Tomorrow For A Film That Was All Slapstick And Broad Comedy, And It Was An Idea That Interested Me, I Would Not Hesitate To Do It Because I Enjoy Watching These Kinds Of Film.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.

People Say That Death Is A Part Of Life And There Must Be Something To It, But I Just See It As Bad News And I Want Everybody To Stop Sugarcoating It.

If God Exists, I Hope He Has A Good Excuse.

I Would Never Wanna Belong To Any Club That Would Have Someone Like Me For A Member.