The Man Who Complains About

The Team That's On Defense First (in Overtime) Has The Advantage Because They Know Whether They Need A Touchdown A Field Goal Or Just A Score.

I Can't Explain Why A Bride Buys Her Wedding Dress, Whereas A Groom Rents His Tux.

The Man Who Complains About The Way The Ball Bounces Is Likely The One Who Dropped It.

My First Assistant-coaching Job In Football Was At William & Mary In 1961. The Pay Wasn't Much, So To Get $300 More Per Year, I Agreed To Coach The Golf Team. I Didn't Even Know How To Keep Score, And Really, My Main Job Was Not To Wreck The Van On The Way To Tournaments.

You Don't Go To Notre Dame To Learn Something, You Go To Notre Dame To Be Somebody.