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The Lord Gave Us Farmers Two Strong Hands So We Could Grab As Much As We Could With Both Of Them.
-Joseph Heller
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The Lord Gave Us Farmers
Joseph Heller
The Lord Gave Us Farmers Two Strong Hands So We Could Grab As Much As We Could With Both Of Them.
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