The Less Attention I Pay

Back Then, Before It Became Clear That Democracy Was Best Served By A Drunken Electorate, The Bars In New York City Were Required To Close On Election Day.

Our Happiest Moments As Tourists Always Seem To Come When We Stumble Upon One Thing While In Pursuit Of Something Else.

Why On Earth Should I Care Whether People Read Me With Their Eyes Or Their Ears?

Booze And Tobacco And Lots Of Sex. It Keeps A Lad Young.

When You Get Older, Keeping The Private Stuff Private Seems Less Important.