The Last Time I Was

Astronomers Say The Universe Is Finite, Which Is A Comforting Thought For Those People Who Can't Remember Where They Leave Things.

[stanley] Kubrick Was A Great Artist And A Perfectionist. He Always Wanted The Exact Right Thing. He Did A Million Takes. Everything Had To Be Perfect. I'm An Imperfectionist. I Don't Really Care That Much About The Work. I Write Quickly. I'm Careless. I Shoot Carelessly.

Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or The Idiot Who Gets Fooled By The Idiot?

Capital Punishment Would Be More Effective As A Preventive Measure If It Were Administered Prior To The Crime.

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