The Lady' Is A Piddling

It's Very Hard To Self-motivate Without Someone Standing Over You Snarling, Ready To Hurl The Chalk At Your Head At The Slightest Slackening.

There Was A Time When No Difficult Subjects Were Ever Aired In The 'lady', And Sadly, Life Isn't Like That.

I Am A Total Coffee Snob And Bore. If Anyone Makes The Mistake Of Offering Me 'a Coffee' They Tend To Regret It - I'm Worse Than Mariah Carey, And The Hot Milk Rider Is Completely Non-negotiable.

When I'm Called Unkind... That Really Cuts To The Quick. You Can Say Anything Else That You Like About Me.

In Germany, Salads Are Assemblies Of Ham And Mayonnaise, Not Trendy Tossed Leaves.