The Kids I Talk To

I Realize Jubilee Is A Bit Of A Stripper Name. You Probably Think I Have Heard The Call Of The Pole.

You Could Wear The Same Outfit Every Single Day And No Guy - Who Isn't Gay - Will Notice.

Which Is Both Gross And Breathtakingly Romantic. He Could Always Have Just Gone Upstairs And Brushed His Teeth, But He Stayed And Lurked By The Fish For Me.

She Firmly Held The Theory That Everyone Gets At Least One Very Stupid Superpower.

Lecturing Brooks Was As Useful As Lecturing A Cat.