The Joy Of Life Is

Young Man, The Secret Of My Success Is That An Early Age I Discovered That I Was Not God.

We Should Be Eternally Vigilant Against Attempts To Check The Expression Of Opinions That We Loathe.

When A Man Holds His Tongue It Does Not Signify Much. But When A Woman Dispenses With The Office Of The Mighty Member, When She Sheathed Her Natural Weapon At A Trying Moment, It Means That She Trusts To Still More Formidable Enginery; To Tears It May Be, A Solvent More Powerful Than That With Which Hannibal Softened The Alpine Rocks.

I Despise Making The Most Of One's Time. Half Of The Pleasures Of Life Consist Of The Opportunities One Has Neglected.

Science Is The Topography Of Ignorance. From A Few Elevated Points We Triangulate Vast Spaces, Inclosing Infinite Unknown Details. We Cast The Lead, And Draw Up A Little Sand From Abysses We May Never Reach With Our Dredges.