The Jokes That Take My

I, Myself, Deeply Regret What Happened Between Me And President Clinton. Let Me Say It Again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.

I Tried To Walk A Line Between Acting Lawfully And Testifying Falsely, But I Now Recognize That I Did Not Fully Accomplish This Goal And That Certain Of My Responses To Questions About Ms. Lewinsky Were False.

I Voted Republican This Year; The Democrats Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth.

She Has Slimmed Down Since The Height Of Impeachment, Her Thick Blow-dried Hair As Shiny As Russian Sable And Her Creamy Cleavage, As Historic In Its Own Way As Mount Rushmore, Was Quite Wonderful To Behold.

Public Shaming Is A Blood Sport That Has To Stop.