The Joker In The Deck

No Matter Which Sex I Went To Bed With, I Never Smoked On The Street

American Couples Have Gone To Such Lengths To Avoid The Interference Of In-laws That They Have To Pay Marriage Counselors To Interfere Between Them.

The Copyeditor I Drew Was A Brachycephalic, Web-footed Cretin Who Should Have Been In An Institution Learning How To Make Brooms.

One Of Life's Intriguing Paradoxes Is That Hierarchical Social Order Makes Cheap Rents And Outré Artists' Colonies Possible. Raffish Bohemian Neighborhoods Flourished In The Days Of Racial Segregation; Under Integration The Artistic Poor Have No Safe Places In Which To Create.... If America Lacks A Vigorous Culture It Is Partly Because Studios And Ateliers Have Become Crack Houses.

I Simply Like Guns Because You Can't Shoot People Without Them.