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People Have An Infinite Attention Span If You Are Entertaining Them.

A Really Hard Laugh Is Like Sex-one Of The Ultimate Diversions Of Existence.

This Is Really A Crazy Idea, You Know. It Probably Won't Work, But That Will Be Interesting, Too. You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges. That's How You Know You're Still Alive. Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.

Life Is Truly A Ride. We're All Strapped In And No One Can Stop It.... I Think That The Most You Can Hope For At The End Of Life Is That Your Hair's Messed, You're Out Of Breath, And You Didn't Throw Up.

Dating Is Pressure And Tension. What Is A Date, Really, But A Job Interview That Lasts All Night?