The Irish Sometimes Make And

Love Occupies A Vast Space In A Woman's Thoughts, But Fills A Small Portion In A Man's Life.

Beauty Is A Great Gift Of Heaven; Not For The Purpose Of Female Vanity, But A Great Gift For One Who Loves, And Wishes To Be Beloved.

The Bore Is Good For Promoting Sleep; But Though He Causeth Sleep In Others, It Is Uncertain Whether He Ever Sleeps Himself; As Few Can Keep Awake In His Company Long Enough To See. It Is Supposed That When He Sleeps It Is With His Mouth Open.

In Marrying, A Man Does Not, To Be Sure, Marry His Wife's Mother; And Yet A Prudent Man, When He Begins To Think Of The Daughter, Would Look Sharp At The Mother; Ay, And Back To The Grandmother Too, And Along The Whole Female Line Of Ancestry.

Come When You're Called; And Do As You're Bid; Shut The Door After You; And You'll Never Be Chid.