The Irish Are The Damnedest

Men And Women, They Were Beautiful And Wild, All A Little Violent Under Their Pleasant Ways And Only A Little Tamed.

I've Found Out That Money Is The Most Important Thing In The World And, As God Is My Witness, I Don't Ever Intend To Be Without It Again. I'll Never Be Hungry Again.

All Really Nice Girls Wonder When Men Don't Try To Kiss Them. They Know They Shouldn't Want Them To And They Know They Must Act Insulted If They Do, But Just The Same, They Wish The Men Would Try.

Death, Taxes And Childbirth! There's Never Any Convenient Time For Any Of Them.

I'll Think Of It Tomorrow, At Tara. I Can Stand It Then. Tomorrow, I'll Think Of Some Way To Get Him Back. After All, Tomorrow Is Another Day.