The Internet Is For Haters.

I Love Jimmy Fallon; He's Always A Great Time.

I Usually Do Drive-by Insults, And Keep Moving Until I Realize The Next Day How Horrible I Am.

I've Really Hung In There With My Blackberry. The Main Reason I Like It Better Than An Iphone Is That I Can Type Better. I Saw Rachel Zoe Using A White One And I Was Jealous. The Risk, Of Course, Is That It Could Look Like A Lady Bic. I've Just Learned To Own It Though.

Jenny Mccarthy Was The One I Thought Could Turn Me Straight. I Thought That If I Could Just Get My Shot With Her, It Could Happen.

If You Look At My Life Before I Went Into Television, The Struggle I Went Through Coming Out Would Be Surprising To Most People, Given How Comfortable And How Out I Am Being The Only Late-night Gay Talk-show Host.