The Human Condition Means That

I Went To Second City, Where You Learned To Make The Other Actor Look Good So You Looked Good And National Lampoon, Where You Had To Create Everything Out Of Nothing, And Snl, Where You Couldn't Make Any Mistakes, And You Learned What Collaboration Was.

The Money Thing Is, The Sort Of Elvis Presley Thing Of Buying You Mother Car Is Great, That's Very Good. My Mother Has Learned How To Spend Money.

My Iphone Has 2 Million Times The Storage Of The 1969 Apollo 11 Computer. They Went To The Moon. I Throw Birds At Pig Houses

People Are Like Music, Some Speak The Truth And Others Are Just Noise.

When You See Grown Men Near To Tears Because They've Missed Hitting A Little White Ball Into A Hole From Three Feet, It Makes You Laugh.