The Holes Are Numbered.

I Played In A Basketball League Until I Was 40 Years Old. I Played Every Monday Night And The Guys Would Say, "you Take Him Out, And You'll See Us Afterwards."

I've Always Tried To Play Golf With A Golf Club. I Have A Hard Time Driving With My Rifle. I Mean, 18 Is Really Narrow ... I Have No Problem With The Course, Except For The Tee Shot On 18.

That's Sort Of Overkill. We've Had 70 Years Of The Ryder Cup, And It's Gotten Along Just Fine. The Pendulum Will Swing Back Without Making A Monumental Thing About It.

Golf Is A Game Of Precision, Not Strength.

If Somebody Says They Don't Watch The Leaderboard, I Don't Buy That, I'm Sorry. Because You've Got To Know Where You Are To Know How To Play.