The Hardest Time To Tell:

One Who Never Asks Either Knows Everything Or Nothing.

It Doesn't Take Much Of A Rule To Measure A Mean Man.

In All The Thrashing About That Results From Our Dwindling Gold Reserves, It's About Time That This Country And Other Countries Get Some Perspective On The Situation. The Day This Country Is Out Of The Stuff, That Day Gold Becomes What It's Worth As A Metal And No Longer Will Have Much Significance As A Monetary Measurement. It Isn't The Gold We Have That Makes This Nation Rich. It's What We Make, Our Knowhow, Our Productivity. So Long As This Country Produces More And Better, The World Will Continue To Want What We Make.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

Some Of The Biggest Bores I've Ever Known Are Men Who Have Been Highly Successful In Business, Particularly Self-made Heads Of Big Companies. Before The First Olive Has Settled Into The First Martini, They Pour The Stories Of Their Lives Into The Nearest And Sometimes The Remotest Ears Capturable.... These Men Have Indeed Paid The Price Of Success. To Rise To The Top Of A Big Company Often Takes A Totality Of Effort, Concentration And Dedication. Others, Too, Have To Pay Part Of The Price. Wife And Children Are Out Of Mind Even When In Sight.