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You Could Say That To The Pope. I Want To Talk To You About Jesus. He'd Be Like, Easy, Freak.

My Faith Kind Of Keeps Me In Touch With The Idea That I'm Not In Control Of Things.

You Think When Gym Teachers Were Younger, They're Thinking, "you Know, I Want To Teach...but I Don't Want To Read. How About Kickball For 40 Years?"

You Ever Buy A Book And Not Read It? You Feel Almost Guilty Having It Up On A Bookshelf. People Are Like, "hey, How's That Book?" "i Haven't Read It." "oh, Did You Just Buy It?" "i've Had It Since High School." "well, Can I Borrow It?" "no."

I Just Want To Be Known As Funny.