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If You Can Socialize From The Privacy Of Your Desk At Night In A Dark Room, You Can Be A Smoother, Cooler, Funnier, Sexy, More Everything Person Than You Actually Are In Real Life.

With A Television Series, There's A Hard Deadline, And So You Have To Write Even When You're Not Writing Well.

Develop Your Own Compass, And Trust It. Take Risks, Dare To Fail, Remember The First Person Through The Wall Always Gets Hurt.

It's A Combination Of Life Being Unpredictable, And You Being Super Dumb.

I'm A Registered Republican, I Only Seem Liberal Because I Believe That Hurricanes Are Caused By High Barometric Pressure And Not Gay Marriage.