The Greatest Of Evils And

Though I Can Make My Extravaganzas Appear Credible, I Cannot Make The Truth Appear So.

I Choose Not To Make A Graveyard Of My Body For The Rotting Corpses Of Dead Animals.

Of All The Damnable Waste Of Human Life That Ever Was Invented, Clerking Is The Worst.

My Main Reason For Adopting Literature As A Profession Was That, As The Author Is Never Seen By His Clients, He Need Not Dress Respectably.

What Really Flatters A Man Is That You Think Him Worth Flattering.