The Greatest Myth Of All

It's Never The Changes We Want That Change Everything.

The Only Difference Between A Published And Unpublished Writer Is A Tolerance For Imperfection.

If You, Like, Consciously Think About Being Cool, You're Not Cool. If You Consciously Think About Being, Like, Different Or Original, You Ain't Different Or Original.

Instead Of Finding Himself In Nerd Heaven—where Every Nerd Gets Fifty-eight Virgins To Role-play With—he Woke Up In Robert Wood Johnson With Two Broken Legs And A Separated Shoulder, Feeling Like, Well, He'd Jumped Off The New Brunswick Train Bridge.

That Was The Summer When Everything We Would Become Was Hovering Just Over Our Heads.