The Good That Men Do

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

My Body Is On The Earth, But My Head Is In The Stars.

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.