The Golden Years Are For

That’s How You Tell What A Man’s Really Made Of. It’s One Thing For A Man To Be Big And Brave And Kill A Spider. Any Man Could Do That. Trailin’ After A Woman When She’s Shopping For Thongs And Push-up Bras Is A Whole Other Category Of Man. And Then If You Want To See How Far You Can Go With It, You Ask Him To Carry One Of Those Little Pink Bags They Give You.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

There Are Some Men Who Enter A Woman’s Life And Screw It Up Forever. Joseph Morelli Did This To Me—not Forever, But Periodically.

Truth Is, I Think Naked Men Are Kind Of Strange Looking What With Their Doodles And Ding-dong Hanging Loose Like They Do. Nevertheless, There's The Curiosity Thing. I Guess It's Another One Of Those Car Crash Experiences, Where You Feel Compelled To Look Even If You Know You'll Be Horrified.

I Buy Wine According To The Bottle Design. After I Get Down The First Glass It All Tastes Okay To Me So I Figure You Go For Something Classy To Look At On The Table