The Gods Are Watching, But

To Be Thoroughly Modern, An Aphorism Should Trail Off Vaguely Rather Than Coming To A Point.

The Young Are Amazed When They Suffer.

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

I Am No Longer In Love, But I Still Have My Jealousy.