The Gent Who Wakes Up

Faith Is A Wonderful Thing, But Doubt Gets You An Education.

I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs Of Learning, Yet Never Had A Thought.

He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself Is Halfway Out Of The Clock.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.