The G.o.p. Is Desperately Seeking

You Can Hit As Many Revolutions As You Want, But Women Are Always Going To Wear Uncomfortable Shoes That Look Good.

The Tea Party People Say They're Angry About Socialism, But Maybe They're Really Angry About Capitalism. If There's A Sense Of Being Looked Down Upon, It's That Sense Of Failure That's Built Into A System That Assures Everyone They Can Make It To The Top, But Then Reserves The Top For Only A Tiny Fraction Of The Strivers.

If You Live In A Place That You Perceive To Be A Crowded Place, You Appreciate Government; You See It As This Thing That Protects You Against Crime, That Keeps Order, That Makes Sure That Nobody Puts A Massage Parlor Next To Your House, That Keeps Other People's Dogs From Pooping On The Sidewalk.

I Used To Have A Sort Of Soft Spot For Huckabee. He Seemed To Have A Genuinely Saintly Streak, Which Caused Him To Defend Illegal Immigrants And Give Pardons To Criminals Who Were Perhaps A Little Less Rehabilitated Than He Had Imagined.

In College, The Guys Aren't Worrying About Whether They'll Be Able To Pursue Their Career Dreams And Still Have Kids.