The French Don't Know How

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

It’s A Pleasure To Be In A Country That Isn’t Ruled By Its People.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

Cats Kill Far More Birds Than Men. Why Don't You Have A Slogan: 'kill A Cat And Save A Bird?'

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."