The First Time I Picked

I Think Hitting Is More A Mentality Than A Philosophy. A Philosophy Is Somebody Telling You The Way They Think It Should Be. Well, Different People Believe In Different Things. My Thing Is This: Be Ready To Hit.

I've Been On Teams That Lost A Hundred Games In A Season. I've Been On Teams That Had A Shot To Make The Playoffs And Fizzled Out At The End.

My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And It Wasn't A Very Good One. When I Went Out Of The House, My Friends Got On My Case And Said It Looked Like Someone Put A Chili Bowl Over My Head And Cut Around It.

I've Got A Fastball, Change-up, Forkball, Curve, Slider, Knuckle-slider, Knuckle-curve, I Had About Seven Pitches I Could Have Used At Any Time.

You Don't Get Old Being Stupid.